60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation.
Most people are scared when they find out about the supernatural. Mrs. Tran hires a witch on Craigslist.
Do not tell Mrs. Tran your weakness. Mrs. Tran will fill a super soaker with it and shoot you in the face.
A demon was sent to kill Mrs. Tran once. Mrs. Tran locked him in her trunk. It was awesome.
Death does not know who Mrs. Tran is. He’s never had a near-Mrs. Tran experience.
This is not Mrs. Tran’s first tattoo.